<post Prandial>: The old so and so and so

The old so and so and so

The story about the weekend-before-last begins:

So there I was, sitting in a strip club with a secret policeman and a female nightclub owner, drinking free shots at six in the morning.

but also contains sub-themes, such as:

So there I was, sneaking into someone else's seat for the second half of a performance at the third largest opera house in the world.

Or:

So there I was, chasing the bag-snatcher through the middle of the Arc de Triomf.

The story of the weekend just gone has a different opening:

So there I was, lying there half-naked, as a Chinese guy kneaded my buttocks.

(Additional thought: sentences like that must cause unending homophone problems for audiobloggers)

Anyway, I'd love to go into detail and explain properly what I've been up to lately, but I just don't have the right version of PowerPoint.