Brown trousers in the ring, tralalalala
06 April 2004. Inspired by .
Barcelona votes to end bullfights. Which means the time has come to choose a new bloodthirsty sport. Barceloneans would probably have chosen Beckham-baiting, if that hadn't already begun in earnest elsewhere.
So what can replace the bullfights for the Spaniards' need for sangrous entertainment? Brits on stag weekends thrust in with the lions? French schoolkids in the port with killer whales? Suggestions in the comments section, please.