Not in the UK

05 May 2006. Inspired by a temporary need for englishness.

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As someone not in London, I expect those that are to hunt down the Sultan's Elephant this weekend. And then to hang out at the Dana Centre. And also to revel in the joy of being in a land where every single pub will doubtless be showing the play-off semis. So they won't have to waste their Fridays making phone calls to hungover Irishmen in Spain. Bastards.

But above all, if I were in London right now, I'd be subscribing myself and everyone I know to le cool London, to receive its first, fabulous and free edition very shortly. It's all very exciting. Just don't mention the spelling mistakes please, we're getting those corrected.