Hockneyed argument
28 September 2006. Inspired by Disgruntled from Los Angeles.
If you are offered a choice - ordinary mushrooms or magic mushroom, ordinary beans or magic beans, ordinary or magic cabbage - you must take the ordinary every time, says Gordon, who has arctic cornflakes and frozen monkeys at breakfast.
Speaking of commentary, David Hockney has a suitably entertaining rant at Willie Nelson's arresting officers and Gordon Brown's hatred of smoking - the latter a theme that has sparked him up before. Fun.